Don't question it. Just aliens.
My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!
(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)
Hmm. I feel Boobs but can't see them.
(Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise)
Cigarettes, The other white meat.
(Sir Ian McKellen)
Duuudeee..... Pretty sure that's an elephant up there
OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
I wonder when the leprechaun at the pub is going to realize that his umbrella is missing...
Staffs ship with over a thousand people
Same seven people do all the work
(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")
I AM IRON MAN.
(Robert Downey, Jr., Jude Law)
one does not simply walk into an MTV award ceremony
Me and my emmys, Me and my emmys, We're going to the dentist today!
One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.
Testing for moobs.
(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)
I will be back... me and my floating head
WATER IN THE BOTTLE
WINE IN THE GLASS