actors

I don't always smoke but when I do I smoke dos equis...wait what?

(Sir Ian McKellen)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.

(Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

ME LOVE SNOW!

(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)

I WENT TO BATHROOM I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

(Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman)

SCIENTIST IN GOGGLES knows what he likes

(Chris Evans)

I have a giant throne made of swords now. Giant thrones made of swords are cool.

(Matt Smith)

Staffs ship with over a thousand people Same seven people do all the work

(The cast of "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!

(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

one does not simply walk into an MTV award ceremony

(Gary Busey)

move like a jagger

(Steve Martin)

I wonder when the leprechaun at the pub is going to realize that his umbrella is missing...

(Stephen Fry)

I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Damnit! This ruins my theory that they are the same person.

(Jude Law, Ewan McGregor)