actors

OH GRASS YOU'RE SO FUNNY. STOP IT.

(Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

........ That is all

(Ryan Reynolds)

Damnit! This ruins my theory that they are the same person.

(Jude Law, Ewan McGregor)

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.

(Woody Harrelson)

I AM IRON MAN.

(Robert Downey, Jr., Jude Law)

Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.

(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)

Does Will Smith Have to Choke a B*tch?

(Will Smith)

I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

I WENT TO BATHROOM I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

(Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman)

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS BATMAN

(Val Kilmer)

WATER IN THE BOTTLE WINE IN THE GLASS

Hmm. I feel Boobs but can't see them.

(Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise)

LOL I dunno who dressed me today

(Jake Gyllenhaal)