actors

They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...

(Nicolas Cage)

I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do

(William Shatner)

Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?

(Alan Rickman)

Duuudeee..... Pretty sure that's an elephant up there

(Ben Afleck)

I WENT TO BATHROOM I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

(Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman)

I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur. The Least Interesting Man in the World

(Randy Quaid)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

LOL I dunno who dressed me today

(Jake Gyllenhaal)

Cigarettes, The other white meat.

(Sir Ian McKellen)

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

I wonder when the leprechaun at the pub is going to realize that his umbrella is missing...

(Stephen Fry)

Hair style # 456 of 500 Acting style # 1 of 1.5

(Nicolas Cage)

Stop staring at my girlfriend!

(Mel Gibson)

HIPPOLAS CAGE

(Nicolas Cage)

........ That is all

(Ryan Reynolds)

I get my hair done at Stupid Kutz. You want to make something of it?

(Javier Bardem)