actors

I will be back... me and my floating head

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Draw me like.. one of your french girls

(Leonard Nimoy)

I have seen enough Sesame Street to know here this is going

(Jason Bateman, Elmo)

Hmm. I feel Boobs but can't see them.

(Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise)

HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.

(Nicolas Cage)

One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.

(Woody Harrelson)

My movies are just... so... hard... to... watch!

(Nicolas Cage, Monica Bellucci)

LOL I dunno who dressed me today

(Jake Gyllenhaal)

Hair style # 456 of 500 Acting style # 1 of 1.5

(Nicolas Cage)

I don't always fall out of the ugly tree But, when I do, I hit every branch on the way down

(Danny Trejo)

Outtakes from the production of "Springtime for Cooper"

(Gene Wilder, Alice Cooper)

BO DEREK you are not.

(Val Kilmer)

This here, has been my best friend for nearly 60 years.

(Alan Rickman)

move like a jagger

(Steve Martin)

Breaking News - Ronald McDonald: Out and Proud

(David Tennant)

Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.

(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)