They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...
I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do
Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?
Duuudeee..... Pretty sure that's an elephant up there
I WENT TO BATHROOM I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
(Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Portman)
I don't always steal fur coats, but, when I do I steal fake fur.
The Least Interesting Man in the World
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
LOL I dunno who dressed me today
Cigarettes, The other white meat.
(Sir Ian McKellen)
Don't question it. Just aliens.
I wonder when the leprechaun at the pub is going to realize that his umbrella is missing...
Hair style # 456 of 500 Acting style # 1 of 1.5
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
........ That is all
I get my hair done at Stupid Kutz. You want to make something of it?