Sad

One more crack like "E.T. phone home" and you're on separate trees for a week!

They were right. I hate having a desk job.

Bad Kids Cut their own switches Bad dogs fill their own baths.

Nooooooooooooo dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!

Dear Comedy Central, These commercials do not belong on your network. I can't take this roller coaster of emotion.

I'm so ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar

So ronery

Go Cry, Emo Kit

You are not alone, cat.

Why Cant they accept me... at Hogwarts

There, there. We'll catch the next zebra.

Yoo hazza SAD ? Yoo can hold my Teddy for a minnit .