Sad

we told him not to play tag with Chuck Norris

They were right. I hate having a desk job.

I'm not happy. u may has noticed

Dunt ya fink dis iz a bit excessive? After all, it wuz jus garbidge...

There, there. We'll catch the next zebra.

So I gained a few pounds. Laugh it up!

OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE

I wish there was some kind of rollover plan for childhood naps I refused to take.

Dear Comedy Central, These commercials do not belong on your network. I can't take this roller coaster of emotion.

Yoo hazza SAD ? Yoo can hold my Teddy for a minnit .

She Said She'd Call...