Party

SOCIALLY AWKWARD PARTY Just look away from everyone like they don't exist.

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.

The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon

"Billy, when Mom tells you that you're adopted, remember to act surprised."

We are always the life of the party

Oh, sure, this is fun enough, but wait 'til the roofies and viagra kick in.

JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!

I'LL JUST CHILL HERE IF YOU DON'T MIND