Party

It's all fun and games until a Zebra sticks its head through the window.

Oh, sure, this is fun enough, but wait 'til the roofies and viagra kick in.

The boys don't care about the stripper you hired unless she's wrapped in bacon

JELLO SHOTS?? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!

I'LL JUST CHILL HERE IF YOU DON'T MIND

THEN JESUS SAID THIS PARTY BLOWS, LET THERE BE WINE

Aw, HELL no! Is she wearing the same outfit as me?

My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.