Owl

R'lyeh?

Whooo! Helluva breeze! Not the best day to be wearin' a thong. I feel so exposed!

SO. MUCH. PUN.

One more heavy package and this owl's going postal

After her stint with Harry Potter, I like to think Hedwig went on to work for James Bond.

scus me, WTF r u doing?

COMMON SENSE Walk away from stupidity and the world becomes a better place.

Yeah, I got a question for, uh, Steve up there... how you sit there next to your girl and not 'pologize? She you babyj's mommy. Girl, you need to dump that chump.

Naw whar iz mah owl? Dis iz teh fird tym dis week Ai cants find mah owl. Ai Hateses dat.