Owl

I only eat white meat. Red meat is too big to catch.

Owl cafes have become popular in Japan in the last few years, offering tame owls that you can meet or hold on your shoulder while you relax with a hot drink. 

Naw whar iz mah owl? Dis iz teh fird tym dis week Ai cants find mah owl. Ai Hateses dat.

That's not fair! Everyone else has dyed feathers!

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed

Mom dosint know i snuck out... Iz gunna stay up all day!

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Bird of prey. You done praying?