Flower

I has hat.

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

ahhh spring

NOW will u kiss me and turn me back? Please?

Wingman of the Year

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

FACEPALM Not Just For Humans Anymore

Well that doesn't make any sense... This isn't very dandy looking, nor is it a lion.

EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE TIME TO ENJOY NATURE'S GIFTS

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

If it's a cornflower, where's the corn?

I could do dat "loves me/loves me nawt" ting a hunnert times, or I could just nom dis sucker.

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?