Flower

NOW will u kiss me and turn me back? Please?

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

If it's a cornflower, where's the corn?

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

Well that doesn't make any sense... This isn't very dandy looking, nor is it a lion.

I has hat.

Just when you thought it was safe to be a flower.

I could do dat "loves me/loves me nawt" ting a hunnert times, or I could just nom dis sucker.

EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE TIME TO ENJOY NATURE'S GIFTS

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

HALP! I up heer caws ob flood! SEND HELICOPTOR!

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