Flower

Just when you thought it was safe to be a flower.

I has hat.

Wingman of the Year

HALP! I up heer caws ob flood! SEND HELICOPTOR!

ahhh spring

If it's a cornflower, where's the corn?

I could do dat "loves me/loves me nawt" ting a hunnert times, or I could just nom dis sucker.

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

FACEPALM Not Just For Humans Anymore

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

Well that doesn't make any sense... This isn't very dandy looking, nor is it a lion.

NOW will u kiss me and turn me back? Please?