Flower

HALP! I up heer caws ob flood! SEND HELICOPTOR!

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

I could do dat "loves me/loves me nawt" ting a hunnert times, or I could just nom dis sucker.

Well that doesn't make any sense... This isn't very dandy looking, nor is it a lion.

ahhh spring

Just when you thought it was safe to be a flower.

I has hat.

NOW will u kiss me and turn me back? Please?

EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE TIME TO ENJOY NATURE'S GIFTS

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Wingman of the Year

If it's a cornflower, where's the corn?

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"