Flower

If it's a cornflower, where's the corn?

EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE TIME TO ENJOY NATURE'S GIFTS

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

MY ROSE NEEDS ATTENTION IS THAT "SUBTLE" ENOUGH?

Life is like a flower with a frog inside. You stick your nose in it so you can enjoy the fragrance, something licks you and you think, "What the hell was that?"

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Wingman of the Year

FACEPALM Not Just For Humans Anymore

NOW will u kiss me and turn me back? Please?

Well that doesn't make any sense... This isn't very dandy looking, nor is it a lion.

HALP! I up heer caws ob flood! SEND HELICOPTOR!

ahhh spring

Just when you thought it was safe to be a flower.