FAIL

Stupid bat! You're supposed to hit the ball!

Can't you do anything right?!

Basement Cat's efforts to gather the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse were... somewhat unsuccessful.

Knowing her Fiance' Loves a Challenge, Beth Prepares the Ultimate Honeymoon Test. Breast Securely Locked Main Target Tightly Sewned Shut Knees Super-Glued Together Sadly, Her Fiance' was No Good at Tests and They Died Childless.

So, it's going to one of THOSE days

look!! we're twinz!

(Britney Spears)

Dis what happenz when no readz instrucshuns!

This game is so easy, I can play it with my eyes shut.

Open your eyes and get in the game!

Well, THIS didn't work out like I'd hoped...

Avian stealth cloaking device fail.