BAMF

I simply walk into Mordor

If you don't tell me the code, by the time I finish levitating this apple, Mr. Jupiter will have his way with you...

(Carl Sagan)

Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man

NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.

Put that in your juice box and suck it!

knitta please

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME SCIENCE IS.

So much love at you NdGT!

(Neil deGrasse Tyson)

Oh, let me just high give this f**king WHALE.