BAMF

knitta please

Teddy. Effing. Roosevelt. The Original Old Spice Man

NIPPLE HAIR MUSTACHE
The first reaction was repulsion, then acceptance... and finally the sad realizations that I would never be this awesome.

I simply walk into Mordor

Oh, let me just high give this f**king WHALE.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW AWESOME SCIENCE IS.

So much love at you NdGT!

(Neil deGrasse Tyson)

If you don't tell me the code, by the time I finish levitating this apple, Mr. Jupiter will have his way with you...

(Carl Sagan)

Put that in your juice box and suck it!

BAMF