Aliens

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going

I got it cheap at an abandoned vehicles auction in Roswell, New Mexico.

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

THESE ALIENS Have huge balls

i was sure i tied those down

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

So long, and thanks for all the hay!

The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.

OH NOES THE INTERNET IS ATTACKING

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

I believe your ride is here.

One intergalactic ringy-dingy...TWO intergalactic ringy-dingys...

ALIENS

(Oprah Winfrey)

DAMN ALIENS!, THEY NEVER PUT YOU BACK IN THE SAME SPOT...... WHERE THEY FOUND YOU.