Aliens

I believe your ride is here.

You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

DAMN ALIENS!, THEY NEVER PUT YOU BACK IN THE SAME SPOT...... WHERE THEY FOUND YOU.

One intergalactic ringy-dingy...TWO intergalactic ringy-dingys...

Cowboys & Aliens

(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)

THESE ALIENS Have huge balls

I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going

I got it cheap at an abandoned vehicles auction in Roswell, New Mexico.

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

we come in peace

i was sure i tied those down

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.

So long, and thanks for all the hay!

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim