Aliens

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

OH NOES THE INTERNET IS ATTACKING

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

So long, and thanks for all the hay!

I got it cheap at an abandoned vehicles auction in Roswell, New Mexico.

I believe your ride is here.

Cowboys & Aliens

(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

One intergalactic ringy-dingy...TWO intergalactic ringy-dingys...

DAMN ALIENS!, THEY NEVER PUT YOU BACK IN THE SAME SPOT...... WHERE THEY FOUND YOU.

i was sure i tied those down

-That was one tasty heifer... --Sure was. ---Think they'll blame this one on aliens, too?

I've Read Enough Lovecraft To Know Where This Is Going