Aliens

Free Alien Spaceships For All Americans!

(Dennis Kucinich)

we come in peace

THESE ALIENS Have huge balls

We told you, get out of the water! It's the old people's turn to swim

Yes Guinan, this species does carry their "jewels" rather high and they ARE exceptionaly large.

(Whoopi Goldberg, Patrick Stewart)

Don't question it. Just aliens.

(Ed O'Neill)

ALIENS?!

i was sure i tied those down

-That was one tasty heifer... --Sure was. ---Think they'll blame this one on aliens, too?

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!

I got it cheap at an abandoned vehicles auction in Roswell, New Mexico.

I believe your ride is here.

Cowboys & Aliens

(Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann)

The moon is made of cheese. That's what the aliens were up to, abducting us and all.

You're just going watch while I get freaking abducted?

ALIENS

(Oprah Winfrey)