I may be new at dis, but life is good!
Hey, Kid... Gotta Light?
Scissor-me-timbers . . .
You made the cut!
Is this not what you meant when you said "delete cookies?"
I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!
This bird did not give a single cluck about that cat. #bossbird
Elmer could not understand why his crops weren't growing...
BarneyGasm
Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.
"Did she just...?" "Dude. I told you she was double jointed."
...well Jeff the fillings are fine, but that cap'll have to go...