I may be new at dis, but life is good!

Hey, Kid... Gotta Light?

Scissor-me-timbers . . .

You made the cut!

Is this not what you meant when you said "delete cookies?"

I SED WANTED TEH PONIE!

This bird did not give a single cluck about that cat. #bossbird

Elmer could not understand why his crops weren't growing...

BarneyGasm

Oh Hell - I need a "G" and it's all the way over there.

"Did she just...?" "Dude. I told you she was double jointed."

...well Jeff the fillings are fine, but that cap'll have to go...