Dear god... Please make it stop...

Ta-dah! Thought I would dress the part.

LIZARD, Iggy. I said you're a great LIZARD.

Wait - why aren't I squee? I'm small. I'm fuzzy. And I got eight eyes to look adoringly at you!

WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.

Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...

. . .and time don't forget the strawberries!!!