I saw that cookie first. Now give it back!
Nope nuthin in dere R u sur? I herd sqeaking.
Okay, cat. This is yer third n last wish. Make it count! An don't just keep sayin "cheezburgerz", cuz I heard dat one twice alreddy!
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
Tyme 2 pick da nu Goggie ob teh Week! Da sekund contempstant... Whippet!
Fun fakts about teh Whippet: "The Whippet is a breed of dog, developed at the end of the 19th century through crossing among the Greyhound, the Italian Greyhound, and another terrier type dog."
Du u want da Whippet to be da Goggie ob teh Week nekst week? Den u had bettur share dis post on Facebook and leev comments on dis post!
When you said 'going out' I was thinking dinner and a nice opera, not hotdogs and frisbees in the park.