Don't forget to take out the trash. Since you wrecked the place and trashed everything, it's time to stock up and pun yourself back into rhythm. These hilarious trash puns will have you recycling in no time, so make sure not to miss a single one.
"I EAT THE TRASH"
Wonder why cat so nice to me to take my pitchur. He even put sign on me that say my name, "Teddy."
A resume frum Business Cat? Yu can file that one in the trash bin.