wen do ai get mai treetz?
dunt wurry dey'll fall off...
meybe u need some medicine 2?
ai kno a gud goggie 4 dat...
I iz havin a sad. Come back laturz, maybe wif a hotdog.
her iz sum advise on how 2 feel betrz!
Half pirate. Half...Wonder Woman? I smell years of therapy.
hmmm.. ai didn't need any therapy...
Hmmmm... Fascinating.
ai am here 2 halps u thru dis...
and how does that make you feel?