teacher

next ai will teech u 2 control hoominz!

wait r u mai teechur, or r u mai goggie?

Ai noes teh ansur teechur! Teh ansur is bacon. Bacon is always teh ansur.

so much lernin mai bwain hurtz.

EXCUSE ME MRS. JOHNSON, MAY I LEAVE DOG TRAINING CLASS EARLY? MY BRAIN IS FULL!!!

do u kno how goggies brain wurks?

ai will show u ebryfing u need 2 noez bowt da wurld, kiddo!

Shur Aiz ken be susitoot mafamatikul teecher. Ai noes awl mah numburs: Wunz, tooz, elebenty!

trust meh, ai am a profeshunil!

Dat concludes today's lecture on "String Theory".....do any of da hoomans in the audience haz any questions ?

uhm, yessir. ober heer pleez!

I'll be your tudor.... So what's this math your talking about?

be careful wif doez numburz, now!

Okay, kid, here's what you do when you want out. Yeah, that's it! Yur duin it rite!

stick wif me, kiddo!