stinky

Iz yu comin in too? Yu doan smell so gud eether.

rilly tho, ai dunno why ai habs 2 do dis anywayz...

we all need a baff!

I wasn't stinky! Not stinky at all. It was PERFUME.

no u wer stinky!

Never thought I'd say this, but... please can we trade it for a cat?

wai nawt juss come 2 a happy agreement?!

TicTacs, TICTACS!! For the love of Ceiling Cat, eat a Tictac!

brush yer teefies, goggie!

Holy crap, somebody get this flea bag a tic tac!

mebbe u need sumfing strongers?

Of course i rolleded in it what duz u espect

itz hao ai showz mai lurve...

But... But... But I rolld in that juss fur yu!

it nawt smelld purty 2 you?

Take the hint.

if ai haz told u once, ai haz told u twice!

My inner monologue... still has dog breath

ai habs sum advice 4 u...

You know you've have one too many burritos when the dog has to stick his head out of the convertible to escape the aftermath.

ebbryone noez sum1 liek dat.