I iz gitting hairz ebrewhere! Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!
i hope u dunt uze hair gel...
HANGOVER!!!
uuugrrhhh iz nevr doin dat again...
I r not feelin well. Can u terrorize teh neighbors kat 4 me?
i hab dreemz ob terrorizing 2...
It's a ruff job But somebody has to hold the couch together
ai hab been doin' dis job 4 a long tiem...
Sofa King Layzeee
lazy gets us at da silliest ob tiems!