snowman

HALP! AHBOMINUHBL SNOHMAN GONNA GETS MEH!

her iz a guide 2 understnadin snowmen.

A DOG'S GUIDE TO SNOWMEN 1. Observe the snowman from a distance of at least a dozen feet. 2. If speech is heard or motion is detected, GTHO. Snowmen love the taste of dogflesh. 3. If snowman is NOT abominable (see #2) approach and give him a nice "yellow rinse" for all to see.

ai 4gawt abowt step 2! oh noez!

Yeah, I did it. I knocked down your snowman. You want to make something of it?

but it took meh a long tiem 2 git it dun!