I iz all powerful genie I grant you 3 wishez
Wud u still be mai fren if I luked like dis?
On the Journey of life, I choose the PSYCHO path.
I try and show love But something's always in the way
protecktin mai brain from kitteh invaders
Oh, don't gimme that look! I learned how to do this watching you slither up 'em when you get home from Happy Hour! I just reversed the process!
In dog beers... I've only had 1...
SRSLY GUYZ GUYS. SRSLY