science

Scientists recently discovered that dogs prefer aligning their bodies with the Earth's magnetic field when relieving themselves.

According to a study published in Frontiers in Zoology, 70 dogs out of 37 different breeds were observed taking care of business over 7,400 times (sounds like a fun job...). The dogs showed a preference of positioning themselves with the north-south axis. Results of the study found that they not only prefer facing the north-south direction, but also deliberately avoid aligning themselves in an east-west position.

Who knew your dog would come in handy as a compass every time it drops a deuce? I guess that gives one more reason to call them "Man's Best Friend."

Testing string theory is sooo exhausting!

b kareful 2 stay in dis uniberse!

Fred has just performed an important scientific study. Do this year's frogs taste as bad as last year's?

keep experimentin, but b kareful!

THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.

I LURVE SCIENCE!!

Eureka! I discovered principlez on water displacemunt!

hao u did dat?!

Science has evolved. Starfish usually regenerate lost arms. This one regenerated the lost family pet.

ai seem 2 b habin' an idenity krysis!