Scientists recently discovered that dogs prefer aligning their bodies with the Earth's magnetic field when relieving themselves.
According to a study published in Frontiers in Zoology, 70 dogs out of 37 different breeds were observed taking care of business over 7,400 times (sounds like a fun job...). The dogs showed a preference of positioning themselves with the north-south axis. Results of the study found that they not only prefer facing the north-south direction, but also deliberately avoid aligning themselves in an east-west position.
Who knew your dog would come in handy as a compass every time it drops a deuce? I guess that gives one more reason to call them "Man's Best Friend."
Testing string theory is sooo exhausting!
b kareful 2 stay in dis uniberse!
Fred has just performed an important scientific study. Do this year's frogs taste as bad as last year's?
THOUGH BEENY'S INTEREST IN SCIENCE WAS COMMENDABLE, SOME OF HIS EXPERIMENTS WERE ILL-ADVISED.
Eureka! I discovered principlez on water displacemunt!
Science has evolved. Starfish usually regenerate lost arms. This one regenerated the lost family pet.