sarcasm

Can't you tell by my face?

"Is this your stupid idea of parody?"

No, 10 miles wasn't too much for me. Scuze me while I melt into the floor. Scrape me up in a few hours, kai?

u take meh fur walk i run owt door... i take u fur walk u fall down stairs...nice jobz

So, what you're telling me is that we're getting a cat. Super.