u kant go wiffowt meh!
b kareful wiff portalz 2 odder wurldz.
wat duz it all meeeeen?
tell meh it iznt tru!!!
datin iz so komplicated...
but sharin iz no fun!
darn dat grabbity alwayz grabbin!
errbuddy deserbes teh hug lyfe.
we shud send a reskue misshun!
rly u shud gib all ur fleez 2 sumon else.
her u go! taek dis 1!
ai neber understod wat u were doin till nao.
I didn't get my letter from Hogwarts cuz I'm a puggle.
sry nawt errybudy kan be a wizurd...