rules

Weez not ON da table, weez UNDER on da table.

well dun ferget ur tabl mannerz!

I saids no shoes in da house!

sumtimez hoominz need help wif der shuuz.

When you're in your highchair, I expect at least 50% of all food to be dropped while still warm and NOT covered in baby slobber. Got it, pinkie???

ai shall habs ur fuds, amung uther fings...

Now lissen, ball! There's gonnas be sum nu rules!

ai had 2 do dis wif mai hooman, too!

Now that I've adopted you let's get a few things straight before we get home human...

u will neber be lonlee again!