read

Kan yu reed me annudder storee?

Months of research indicate that I can't read.

i kant read but i lieks teh picturz.

i too wittle to reads whys u give me papers?

iz it fur eats?

i bettur nawt katchew reeding dis again!

ai had 2 du da same fing wif mai hooman!

I dont always read but when I do, I read pictures.

heers a gud pikshure book 4 u!

No. I shan't read you the "funnies".

da glasses don't halpz.

kan't reed. doesn't apply to meh

will dees halp u owt?

Iz read it, all bad newz

ai always keep up -2-date on current wurld events.

WARNING! Your noo lazer dog has slight malfunction Please to read manual and reassemble properly. Fankoo