Haz dey seen da rug in da libbing room yet?
Hims new so gud bowt getting up ta take me owt ta go potty. So hims bowt ta learn da hard way.
I... I sorry. I culdint holds it. I had a little axident, but I gon kleen it up rite now, kai?
"I am torn between patriotism and the desire for an epic pee."
But they don't even LOOK like trees!