people food
YOUR TUNA CASSEROLE even the dog won't eat it.
Jar is dirty. I'll fix it!
screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!
My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
oooh! leftover bacon from this morning! i'm sure Uncle Max won't mind!
watch closely as i make this ice cream magically disappear
By Nilz
Iz twue wat dey said, da cake IZ a lie...
this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms
ordur mi pizza wiff hotdogs an cheezburgers an beef grabey all over it
By Unknown
Duuuuuuude, who ate all the pecan sandys?
U r sew byootiful wen u haz hotdog
Dey hypnotized me... ...with nomerology.
pessimist goggie
don't be pessimistic! at leest u iz nawt wun ob dees peepuls!
