people food

soo hungreees! neeed noommmms!

YOUR TUNA CASSEROLE even the dog won't eat it.

sumfing weerd on dis wun...

O-O-O-Ho-HOH JACKPOT!!!

Jar is dirty. I'll fix it!

ai lubs peanut butter, 2!!

screw the cheezburgers i gots a pizza!

screw pizza.. i gots stayk!

My momma always told me you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs

was dey reddy 2 b broked?

oooh! leftover bacon from this morning! i'm sure Uncle Max won't mind!

it's for medical purposes! i promise!

watch closely as i make this ice cream magically disappear

ok, so mebbe it wuz nawt magik...

Iz twue wat dey said, da cake IZ a lie...

but, u sayd dere wud b sum here!

No...iz not ur pizza... ...iz new beard

ai grew it maiselfz!

this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms

tiem 2 eets!

ordur mi pizza wiff hotdogs an cheezburgers an beef grabey all over it

ai will be waytin' for my noms!

Duuuuuuude, who ate all the pecan sandys?

dey wuz homemade!

U r sew byootiful wen u haz hotdog

man, ai noes da feeling!

Dey hypnotized me... ...with nomerology.

awlmost az gud as tacos!

pessimist goggie

don't be pessimistic! at leest u iz nawt wun ob dees peepuls!