paper

i got sum splaining to do

ai knos it wuz u! all da ebidence points 2 it!

Dis strange man tried tu hack yur mail slot

nope, he'z neber coming back here again!!

yes this is very tasty i think u get A

hmm, dis seems familiar!

New York Times crossword... Done.

tiem 4 noms now!

I just can't shake this writer's block

u need some yoonique inspurayshuns, aifinkso!

Fetches the paper Chews it

Scumbag Dog

da one dat started it all!

Don't fear, hoomin!! Ai has killified teh papur monster for yoo! Baffroom iz safe naow No needz to fank meh

Yet another case of the wrapping paper being more entertaining than the actual gift.