I DID NOT WANT!
des goggies kno dat feel.
What is it? DRAGONS?
Really!? On da Internet!?
yep, on da inturnetz!
i got this! oh yes! wait no! oh snap!
u r rilly running frum sumfing aren't u?
Did ai do bad? Wuz ai nawt sposed ta hump ur muvver in lawz leg?
mebbe u shod taek it slowur nekst tiem?