I mustache you not to laugh, these majestic pieces of facial hair are a man's (or woman's) crowning show of vigor. Some may just grow it out endlessly, others may style it, and still others create a diorama of the Battle of Gettysburg from their lip whiskers. So enjoy how far someone can take a mustache joke and check out these memes and gifs all about the stash.
Don't you dare make me look French! I'll Oui-Oui all over your carpet, Monsieur!
but et maeks sucha handy disguiz!
I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.
ELEMENTARY my dear Watson!
I mustache you a question But I'll shave it for later
youz is lookin fer dibberent pug one wit no 'stash
Dapper goggie is dapper