I did not slap you i high fived your face!
ai nawt beliebe u... u did on purposh, aifinkso!
we wer told dere wud be popkornz
we need uder snackz, 2 aifinkso!
Catfish? Wut kind uv weird mootant aminul iz dat? Hao dey mayk a haff fish n haff cat?