messes

Aliens?

do u rly beweve in alienz?

Okay, don't believe me. But I know a herd of chupacabras when I see it.

i dunno if iz believez ur stori...

Remember that rug you said not to pee on? It was bound to happen sooner or later.

peein' is a favbrit passtime!

I know this looks bad, but we got a perfectly good explanation for it... it was the cat.

kittehs r always gud exkuse.

That poop was on the floor when I got here