Via RandyLiddell
And if there's one kind of math I understand, it's bacon math.
Eureka! I discovered principlez on water displacemunt!
Shur Aiz ken be susitoot mafamatikul teecher. Ai noes awl mah numburs: Wunz, tooz, elebenty!
I'll be your tudor.... So what's this math your talking about?
HE DIVIDED BY ZERO
I did the math. We can't afford the cat