wait r u mai teechur, or r u mai goggie?
EvRy1 lies in profile pic
uh oh! dis guy habs an attitood!
Dis nawt McDonald's.
dis nawt da furst tiem u hab fibbed 2 meh!
uh, ai kan 'splain, see, ai been doin a LOT ob babysitting dis summer, yeah, dat'z it.
You sir are a liar!