The hall of fame - the pinnacle of achievement in whatever sport or activity you might participate in, even Tiddly Winks.
There, there ugly bald puppy.
I has a sick. Sick sucks.
HUGS: Sometimes a single hug is worth a thousand words.
Does it look like i give a woof?
Why taste the rainbow when you can roll around in it?
ERMAHGERD WERTER PERK!
MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED.
I can haz walkies?
Nawt a cone ob shame, is joy container.
Cuddle time with Mama.
Listen, kid, I'm no happier about this than you are. So give me the damn tooth, take the freakin' quarter. I'm on a timetable here.
Someone is at the door! How can you stay calm at a time like this?!