Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.
The hall of fame - the pinnacle of achievement in whatever sport or activity you might participate in, even Tiddly Winks.
Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.
Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
NO... NO! NO!!! They did NOT just bring home a kitteh!!!!
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
Ok, so the CAT tried to do some remodeling... I knew you would hate it, so I ate him. You are welcome.
YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.
Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.
THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.
"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."
A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!
I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.
While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.
Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?