Hall of Fame

Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.

aim a bery powerfl napper.

Gremlins... Don't get them wet!

gremlinz r so weeird...

NO... NO! NO!!! They did NOT just bring home a kitteh!!!!

u kan alwayz trai 2 get rid ob him later.

They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?

lemme return teh favor!

Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.

how much doez ur goggie lub u?

Ok, so the CAT tried to do some remodeling... I knew you would hate it, so I ate him. You are welcome.

aminalz dunt maek gud dekoratorz.

YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.

ok so ur rly stoopid but nawt dis stoopid.

Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.

aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!

THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.

b kareful if u tempt teh beest!

"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."

i hab a bad feel bout dis...

A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!

wel wer iz ur sord?

I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.

o nooz lemme sab u frum dat burger!

While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.

oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.

Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?

don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!