darn dat grabbity alwayz grabbin!
Depressed doggie found it hard to keep his chin up so kitteh helped
ai will gib him awl da lub ai kan!
Sigh. Even mai birfday suit rong fit
can u gets an exchange?
Dont feel bad, Fred, it'z a cat fing... goggie sjust nawt bilt for klimbin treez.
how can ai ebur fank u 4 meakin' me feel betturz?
Why ai always gets picked last?