dark side

We need to talk. The dark side has offered me cookies. I expect you to offer prime rib.

teh dark said dusnt pway fair!

Yes. I went to the Dark Side, and they did indeed have cookies.

aperently dey hab all kindz ob nomz!

COMEZ TO DA DARK SIDE. WE HAS COOKIEZ.

itsa trapp!!!

Come to the Dark Side... We hab Goggies

u join us and we will rule da wurld!

it is I Darth weener. Master of the dark side. mostly its under the couch