I'll shpit out your shellphone when we shtop!
Friends don't let friends text and drive.
You may as well surrender the window seat, kid. I can do this all day.
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.
dats gr8t! now we jus gotta find a parkin spawt!
I swear the dog park is around here somewhere.
y r u teh 1 dribing???
I sure wish Mom wud put her glasses on BEFORE she puts me in teh car.
n i h8t i wen she dribez 2 fast.
Could we have 3 BLT's please... hold the lettuce, the tomato and the bread So basically just bacon...LOTS AND LOTS OF BACON!
YOU MY FRIEND HAVE RISEN TO NEW LEVELS OF STUPIDITY.
Did you know that the Karelian Bear Dog is fearless enough to fight wolves and bears, and therefore functioned as a protector by hunting these large wild animals?
Good god man, put down that camera and watch where you're driving! I don't want to take my last breath wearing this silly outfit!
I have no idea what I'm doing.
WHEN EVEN THE DOG IS EMBARRASSED TO BE SEEN RIDING NEXT TO YOU, IT MAY BE TIME TO CLEAN THE CAR.
Did you lose a quarter?