boxer

der seemz 2 b sum kinda mistake!

totes wurth teh stoopid baff.

jus chill owt doan start nuffin!

hoominz dunt seem 2 understand, ai hab dis prob all teh tiem!

ebentually half ob it seemed 2 kum bak.

dunt b a soar loozer!

BOBBY! YOU CAME BACKK!!! LEMME GIVE YOU A SLOBER!!

ai kno wat u need!

They can't punish us for peeing on the carpet if they can't catch us!

humans are very easy to train. you just sit straight, hold up a paw, and they'll soon learn that is the signal to give you a little treat.

u kan teech hoominz all sort ob triks!

today is just one of those days.

fings r just off 2 a bad start...

How did that get up there?

ai dunt remembr wat happnd...

Invisible Cat Got my Tongue.

did u get et bak?

Shared invisabul cotton candy. Less sticky dan visabul cotton candy.

aim nawt spose 2 eet sugar...

Wat dat? I believe it is what they call a 'boyfriend'. Do we kill it? No... we drive it slowly insane. Hee!

der iz no room 4 him here...