Via KronUlget
Fank you for the invite to A Boston tea party
I'm a dog now. Dogs are cool.
I doez Dr Who impreshunz I haz bow tie nao
I'm contacting the shelter. It's obvious there has been a mix-up, and I was adopted by some really common people. So far there has been a distinct lack of steak; the water in my bowl is anything but sparkling, and worst of all- there is a cat on the premises!
Tey sed i could become anyting i wanted So i became FANCY