best of the week

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DRINK FROM THERE!

um do u hab a drinkin problm?

and then he said i was fat!!

meybe he wuz tellin u teh painful troof...

I deleted ur Facebook account. Nao u can only play wif mee!

meybe we kan pway on teh compooter 2gether?

you may pat my head gently with your pinky finger.

bein gentle iz bery importnt!

Dog Flower: Sniff it and get licked.

ur doin a prety gud job ob bein a flower!

Bob demonstrates safe running as he signals for a left turn.

how mny cheezburgerz duz it taek?

i caughts a flutterby!

...im sorry wat waz u sayin?

mans best pillow.

goggies maek rly gud pillowz!

I can tell you that there's nothing whatsoever of interest inside that pillow.

wat wer u tryin to find???

Everybody kisses a little Ass now and then...

iz dat y ur breff so bad?

I know, buddy She scares the hell out of me too.

yea sumptimez teh wifeys kan b intimidatin.

DIETING: It's hard for dogs too...

ugh dietin iz teh wurst!

WAKE ME WHEN IT'S FRIDAY.

i kant wait 4 teh weekend!

I just met you and this is crazy. But here's my squeak toy, throw it, maybe?

throw it? throw it? r u gonna throw it? huh?

Sometimes I just stop and let happiness catch up.

lets maek sum happyness!

If your happy and u know it clap your hands!!! ~clap~

yay! ebrybudy clap ur handz!