best of the week

status update: hangin at home, being adorable.

nao gimme nomz or else!

THE BEAST WITHIN: is a badass.

b kareful if u tempt teh beest!

"Honey, the package you ordered from Hell is here."

i hab a bad feel bout dis...

A pox apon yu yon Saxon kitteh!

wel wer iz ur sord?

I'm gonna need to inspect that burger youre eating.

o nooz lemme sab u frum dat burger!

While the optimist and pessimist argue over whether the glass is half full or half empty, the opportunist sneaks in and drinks it.

oooh i lub teh fruity dwinks wif teh widdle brella thingy.

Dey always sayin "Look at those ears!" Iz der somethin' rong wif meh?

don wurry teh eers r teh cyootest part!

There, there ugly bald puppy.

wich iz bettr a ugly puppeh or a pugly babe?

I has a sick. Sick sucks.

i h8t bein sick, itz teh wurst...

HUGS: Sometimes a single hug is worth a thousand words.

itz tiem 4 sum big hugz!

Does it look like i give a woof?

wen ur dis kewl who kares?

Why taste the rainbow when you can roll around in it?

wat r u gonna do wif teh rainbo?