Special delibery! Of cuteness!
Special delibery! Of cuteness!
Well, you told me to sit. Mmmppphhh!!
this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms
Moses looked out over the land of Milkbones and Hotdogs and it was good.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan
Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!
Party ova here
I want to chew my bone but I have to wear a cone. My daddy is so nice he put it in a vise!
Cuz aiz gud enuf... Aiz smart enuf... an dog-gone-it... hoomiz like meh
I can't hear you over how happy I am!
STOP! Will need to see some ID to make sure you can handle how awesome I am. Privileged individuals only.