awesome

Special delibery! Of cuteness!

luks liek sum1 else ai knoz!

Well, you told me to sit. Mmmppphhh!!

sundogs perfeckted it!

this scam is totally working all we has to do is pretend to be in love and the stoopie hoomans can't wait to give us all kinds of yummy noms

tiem 2 eets!

Moses looked out over the land of Milkbones and Hotdogs and it was good.

kindness and goodness alwayz werks!

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan

Happy 77th Birthday, Carl Sagan! Awl ob teh goggies and da hoomans miss u on da pale bloo dot!

I THINK YOU ARE RAD

Party ova here

bust ouwt yer bestest moovs!

I want to chew my bone but I have to wear a cone. My daddy is so nice he put it in a vise!

da cone of shame nawt so bad 4 u!

Dis lil puppeh needs ur help wif a capshun!

Cuz aiz gud enuf... Aiz smart enuf... an dog-gone-it... hoomiz like meh

coolest goggie in da wurld!

I can't hear you over how happy I am!

ai noes why u iz happy...

STOP! Will need to see some ID to make sure you can handle how awesome I am. Privileged individuals only.

don't maek meh get the big boss man!