DECREASING POWER TO LIMBS, CAPTAIN. SLEEP MODE ENGAGED.
I do the same thing when someone takes a brush to me.
It just takes a few revs to get going.
Is this real life?
Don't worry, I promise you can sleep again eventually.
Looks like he's in a vegetative food coma, ma'am. Chances are pretty grim, but he just might make a full recovery in time for his next meal.
Don't fight it, up! Just give in!