Not so much an April Fools prank by The Weather Network as it is a very accurate commentary on how evil geese can be.

TRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU WILL NEVER WIN, GUY WITH BRIEFCASE.

YE SHALL KNOW FEAR NO LONGER FOR THE ALL SEEING CAT HAS SEEN THE PITCH OF THY SOUL AND HAS DEEMED THEE WORTHY OF LIFE

...Dare ye face his judgement?