If you loves sumthin, set it free.... If if doan't come back, Hunt it down and smother it.
kittehz alwayz tayks mai breffz away.
scuze me... do i watch you when you're sleeping in the sink?
ur az rood az an alpaca!
You have your hiding places and I have mine
mien iz obveeusslee bettur tho.
Which one turns YOU off?
OK, ai leebz u awn iffin u gibs meh wat ai wantz.
The number of people staring at you is generally proportional to the stupidity of what you're doing.
Hao much lawnger muss we suffer ur stupiditee???
u want hotel? U NO GET HOTEL!!!
Iz show u my anime eyes!
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