MMM THIS USING MY TAIL AS BAIT IS WORKING.
Yur boss came in an gave me a look but I kept my hed down an kept workin. I finished da Benson account, gotted it approved, rote da specs for da new software yu need, got it approved, talked da Fridgit Company into buyin 350 ov owr new product an fnished up that paper yu were writing for da Grabble proposal. Den I went to lunch.
I mean, it's just miles of crib notes and cross-references and you only ever get paid pennies per line! If my love for Bohumil Hrabal didn't burn brighter than the sun, I wouldn't waste my time translating "Too Loud a Solitude" into Lolspeak. It's yeoman's work, truly, but I suppose someone has to do it.