WHY BILL GATES IS A BILLIONAIRE HE KNEW THAT IF AN ORANGE CAT COULD PLAY SOLITAIRE, SO COULD MILLIONS OF WINDOZE USERS!

Finalee! NOW wii knoe... wye teh chiken crossed teh rode

Only YOU understand me, Mr. Squiffles! Which is why I had to kill the rest of them.

this is why I don't let you have nice things

this is why the label says dry clean only

Mummeh, why does I has to go to private kitteh school?

Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?