STOP! why? um...hammer time?

it mite b moar convinsin if u had teh sillee pantz.

This. This is why you've no girlfriend.

aifinkso dis gaym needz moar kittehs.

maybe I seez wy yumanz likes dis

plz 2 tayk frum bebbeh an gibz 2 meh?

BECAUSE I CAN

Me? High from sniffing magic markers? Why would you think that?

Wai yu no use polynominalz?

Why do you hate me?