Wake me when spring is sprung...
Wat is the elixir of life . . . when it's added to my whiskey!
Wen I read about teh dangers uv drinking, I gave up... burb ...reading
You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!
Just when you thought it was safe to visit the panda sanctuary...
I hate when he goes to Home Depot drunk.
It moves when I close my eyes.